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Showing posts with label age. Show all posts
Showing posts with label age. Show all posts

Friday, March 7, 2008

Forgetfulness

How often do you go into a room, then forget what you are in the room to get? How many memo's do you write to yourself?
Have you ever forgotten your mother?
Today, for the second time, I forgot my mother. I was supposed to take her to the car dealership after work.
It was a very busy day, my mind was filled, it was Friday (woot). I was excited about getting to the gym to relieve some stress & then start the weekend. I swiped out & went directly to the gym. I got out of the car & almost to the gym door before I went Oh noes!I forgot my MOM. So I go to call her & my cell rings, she had already started walking in the coldness:( SORRY MOM!

The first time I forgot her was one morning, I was supposed to get her from the car dealership & bring her to work. That time I did not even know I'd forgotten her until 10 minutes after work had started. On top of that it was pouring rain. Someone was sent to fetch her but she had already started walking & she got that drowned rat look.

I forget things all the time & it IS getting worse with age.
What's the worse thing you have forgotten?


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Listening to: Sarah McLachlan - Wait
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Friday, November 2, 2007

Some truth

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.

They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!




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Listening to: Modest mouse - Dark Center Of The Universe
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