Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Friday, October 17, 2008
Amazing
It is amazing how a persons body gets used to things. I'm mostly talking about physical labor.
For the last week I've been shipped out of the dept. that I was assigned to. This is a special pack job which involves mucho lifting & bending.
This job all but killed me the first couple days. The last two days I've not been sore & have had energy last the whole eight hours!
I'm still making it to the gym also, so I'm getting a hell of a workout. I am still very very sleepy at night.
Some pluses to this job is that I get a partner & so I have gotten to know new people. You have to chat to help the day go bye.
We've had some fun in the last few days. The group I'm working with is picking on me. I have had a different partner everyday. They are joking that I am so hard to work with is the reason why LOL!
Today my partner went running out at 1:00 because she had a forgotten appointment. But it just made the joke better because this girl literally ran out
I tried to draw a picture. I thought it was cute so I kept it.
I have to work another Saturday. That is a ying/yang. I need the money but hate to work the weekend.
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Listening to: Rihanna - Question Existing
via FoxyTunes
For the last week I've been shipped out of the dept. that I was assigned to. This is a special pack job which involves mucho lifting & bending.
This job all but killed me the first couple days. The last two days I've not been sore & have had energy last the whole eight hours!
I'm still making it to the gym also, so I'm getting a hell of a workout. I am still very very sleepy at night.
Some pluses to this job is that I get a partner & so I have gotten to know new people. You have to chat to help the day go bye.
We've had some fun in the last few days. The group I'm working with is picking on me. I have had a different partner everyday. They are joking that I am so hard to work with is the reason why LOL!
Today my partner went running out at 1:00 because she had a forgotten appointment. But it just made the joke better because this girl literally ran out
I tried to draw a picture. I thought it was cute so I kept it.I have to work another Saturday. That is a ying/yang. I need the money but hate to work the weekend.
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Listening to: Rihanna - Question Existing
via FoxyTunes
Thursday, January 10, 2008
INDIANA COWS:
The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up inIndiana , for $200.00.
They bought the cow fromIndiana and the cow was wonderful.
The cow produced lots of milk, and the people were very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows so they would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening.
"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked,
"Did you buy this cow inIndiana ?"
The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the cow inIndiana ?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is fromIndiana ."
More quotes from the book I'm reading:
Amy is talking about dogs....."You see a remarkable complexity in each dog's personality, an individualism uncannily human in it's refinement, Though with none of the worst human faults. You see an intelligence & a fundamental ability to reason that sometimes can take your breath away."
"The opportunity to love a dog & treat it with kindness was an opportunity for a lost human heart to be redeemed."
"The Geometry of Judgment is a circle. Hate is a snake that turns to consume itself from the tail, a circle that diminishes to a point, then to nothing. Pride is such a snake, & Envy, & greed. Love, however, is a hoop, a wheel, that rolls on forever. We are rescued by those whom we have rescued."
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Listening to: Foo Fighters - I'll Stick Around
via FoxyTunes
The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in
They bought the cow from
The cow produced lots of milk, and the people were very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows so they would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening.
"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked,
"Did you buy this cow in
The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the cow in
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
More quotes from the book I'm reading:
Amy is talking about dogs....."You see a remarkable complexity in each dog's personality, an individualism uncannily human in it's refinement, Though with none of the worst human faults. You see an intelligence & a fundamental ability to reason that sometimes can take your breath away."
"The opportunity to love a dog & treat it with kindness was an opportunity for a lost human heart to be redeemed."
"The Geometry of Judgment is a circle. Hate is a snake that turns to consume itself from the tail, a circle that diminishes to a point, then to nothing. Pride is such a snake, & Envy, & greed. Love, however, is a hoop, a wheel, that rolls on forever. We are rescued by those whom we have rescued."
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Listening to: Foo Fighters - I'll Stick Around
via FoxyTunes
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Stan put this envelope in my hubby's lunchbox.
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