What Was God Thinking?

This may seem blasphemous, but what was God thinking when he made women?
Or is it all Eves fault? The apple? The Devil?

1. Women have uncontrollable hormonal emotions, up & down all day long.
2. Women haveta bleed? *Gross*.
3. (I've not experienced this.) The pain of childbirth.
4. Men get aroused at the drop of a hat & can be done in less time.....Women are like hellooooooo?
5. Putting up with men.

So what gift did he give us women? Maybe our capacity for love? The mother child bond? (Which is not always painless, I've heard).
Do you think women have a better cushier space in heaven than the men to make up for all this craziness?

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