How much I hate spiders?
I was getting ready for bed when I noticed Zoie scratching & sniffing around behind the toilet. I did not think anything about it. Seconds before sitting down I noticed that Ms. Zoie was sitting almost as a statue, (Almost as if she were a pointer dog.) She was staring at something. So I looked where she was looking & I SCREAMED.
There at the base of the toilet sat a creepy brownish spider. I had to figure out how to kill it, being that my spider killer was already snoring. (Have I said how much I hate spiders?)
As you spider haters know tissue is not acceptable as it does not offer enough distance between spider & killer. I brainstormed for along time until remembered the back scratcher.
When I came back from grabbing the scratcher the spider moved & fast. I did not see which direction so I screamed again, "Where the f*&^ did it go?"
I saw it shivering at the junction of the sink & wall. I took swift action with my bamboo weapon. I squished it.
I feel bad for taking a life but spiders can not live under my toilet!
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Listening to: Train - Drops Of Jupiter
via FoxyTunes
2 comments:
Awk You Killed Kenny!!!!!
Oh Noes I'ma Bastard.
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