"You might be a Redneck If"?
Well with a little help from my hairstylist (Thanks Sheri) I have come up with "You Might be a Freak If". I think some money can be made from this idea.
As many of you may know I have been a member of the Freak club for quite some time. LOL! I have a very bad (Or good, however you choose to see it) habit of turning any & everything into something dirty & or stupid.
Example: You might be a freak if You are turned on by your hairstylist accidentally poking her finger in your ear.
Or this: You might be a freak if upon hearing the word Multiple you giggle uncontrollably.
You all know I have many more where those came from!
Oh also Guitar Hero is hard to play. It makes my hands hurt. I think I'm too tense:)
Speaking of Guitar Hero. You might be a freak if you've thought of adding a vibrator to the Guitar Hero Guitar.
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Listening to: We Are Scientists - Cash Cow
via FoxyTunes
1 comment:
Yes, my little girl you are a freak and those are pretty good.
From the freak who gave you birth
Love you
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