Think before you speak...

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....


FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.


SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls"

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
my sister has never let me forget.


FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
"right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just ! as threa tening,
"If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma th at I saw you
ki ssing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of proble ms with potty tra ining and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said "No".
I kept thinking
"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said,
"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks
and yelled
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did to o they were laughing so hard!


Now, didn't that feel good?
Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh
and remember
we all say things we don't really mean,
so think before you speak!



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Listening to: Green Day - She
via FoxyTunes

Song very fitting for today.

End Of The Day (Beck)

Be strong!



The full song. (not great quality.)


I've seen the end of the day come too soon
Not a lot to say, not a lot to do
You played the game, you owe nothing to yourself
Rest a day, for tomorrow you can't tell
You can't tell

I've seen the end of the day come too late
Seen the love you had turning into hate
Had to act like I didn't even care
But I did so I got stranded standing there
Standing there



It's nothing that I haven't seen before
But it still kills me like it did before
No it's nothing that I haven't seen before
But it still kills me like it did before


I've seen the end of the day come too soon
Like the prison dogs they set out after you
You owe nothing to the past but wasted time
To serve a sentence that was only in your mind
In your mind



It's nothing that I haven't seen before
But it still kills me like it did before
No it's nothing that I haven't seen before
But it still kills me like it did before





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Listening to: The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
via FoxyTunes

The controller chaos

As you all know Zoie chewed through the cable on my X-plorer controller.
The reason I ended up with the wired one was because of Wal-mart . Last night it quit working completely. Robert spliced & soldered the cable. Now we actually thing that the breakaway cable has a short & we may get that P.o.s. controller to work. The company is out of stock of those parts. (My Luck!)

















I was jonzin. This company does not sell the wireless controller separate from the game. This irks me to no end. I'm surfing the internet last night to find a store that still has the wireless 360 bundle. The Elkhart Wal-mart did, but this morning they were out. Sears had a nice deal & I could order it on the phone & guaranteed pick it up in the store today. I placed my order on the phone got a confirmation number but never got the e-mail from them.
We drove to South Bend on Black Friday & went to the mall. YUP! Crazy! We get into Sears & they have no record of my order. (Their web site went down.) I see no GH 3 bundles on the shelf. I tackled a sales lady & told her my story. She went in the back & came out with a a bundle.



An hour later:P I walked out with my controller & an extra game I have no use for. I even got the sales price.





I called to cancel my phone order so my Credit card does not get charged & they still have no record. The confirmation number they gave me brings up nothing.

I tried my fancy new guitar & Holy Crap! That baby is smooth. What a difference:)

Does anyone know if this guitar works with Rockband?


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Listening to: Guns N' Roses - Shotgun Blues
via FoxyTunes

Thanksgiving

Dinner went off without a hitch. Funny how I hosted this but really did not have to do much. Thank you helpers! It a very nice visit & the food was great.
The worst thing was when I went to show off my mad Guitar Hero skilz the controller had quit completely. (That story I will put on a different post!

Lots More pictures!





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Listening to: The Eagles - Take It Easy
via FoxyTunes

18 Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time! Yeah!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat!!!

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in???

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!


You might be a freak if you thought that any of these were funny!




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Listening to: Aldo Nova - Under the Gun
via FoxyTunes

It is getting closer now.

I spent the morning doing some cleaning. I had my music playing though the Xbox. I had chosen play all music. (I don't have the playlists figured out yet.) The second song to play made me LMAO!

Flight of the Conchords- Business Time


The fourth song was this one. Which is so me:P (Cuz I'm such a girl!)

I'm not cryin.


I have to thank my best friend Kelley for the addiction to the Conchords.


I don't think we are going to get a real tree this year due to Zoie. (Who, btw chewed though my GH3 controller cable.) She was lying right at my feet being so good.*GRRRRRR* I could not figure out why the controller kept saying disconnected! ZOIE was the reason:(

Anyhow a tree would look awesome in this room but Robert is stalling & I don't have the will to fight for it.

More pictures!

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Listening to: Garth Brooks - Beer Run (B Double E Double Are You In?)
via FoxyTunes

Another Thanksgiving mood enhancer.

Adam Sandler Thanksgiving Turkey Song SNL






You might be a freak if; when hearing deer hunters talk about the rack on that...You're thinking about breasts & grinning ear to ear!

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Listening to: Styx - Mr. Roboto
via FoxyTunes

Another movie.

You gotta love Netflix.

I don't normally like Will Farrell. ( I liked him in Bewitched.) He was good in this. This cast was great making this movie work. Maggie Gyllenhaal had an intriguing magnetic quality.

I love what if scenarios. What would you do if you found out you where a character in a book?

My favorite quote was from Dustin Hoffman:
"I did a whole seminar on Little did he Know"








Quote from Fatal Revenant The Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant..."He did not know that she was stone & could not bend: She could only shatter"

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Listening to: Janis Joplin - Full Tilt Boogie Band:Move Over
via FoxyTunes

Movie Night.

Deja Vu
I liked this movie!
Denzel Washington
seemed to overact in sections. I think that may just be a normal thing for him. He is handsome, so that may make up for it.
This movie kept me riveted. The thought of seeing the past & the changes & possibilities of time travel are very interesting.
There was very good action, explosions!

My favorite quote in this movie was: Isn't that what this job teaches us? That no matter how hard you grab on to something you know that you're still going to loose it.









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Listening to: Phil collins - The Same Moon
via FoxyTunes

The holiday has started.

Let us all concentrate on the things we are thankful for Family, Friends, Love, & the beauty in everything that surrounds us everyday. They say that if you practice the Law of Attraction good things come into your life! Think positive. (Sometimes this is easier said then done!) I have a problem with it every 28 days or so, LOL!





















There was a deer swimming in the lake this morning. Zoie was growing & barking. (Nothing escapes this dogs attention.) I should listen to her more often.

More pictures!







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Listening to: AC/DC - Shake a Leg
via FoxyTunes

Are Curvier Women Smarter?

NEW YORK (CBS News) ― New research finds an apparent, direct correlation between women's body fat and intelligence.

As CBS News correspondent Susan McGinnis reported on "The Early Show" Tuesday, the study shows women with fuller, "hourglass" figures seem to be smarter, and give birth to brighter children.

The research, published this week in the journal "Evolution and Human Behavior," indicates hips don't lie. In effect, says the study of some 16,000 women, the smaller your waist and bigger your hips, the smarter you are.

And, McGinnis points out, there's a formula: Divide waist circumference by hip circumference. The lower the result, the better.

For instance, notes McGinnis, Jennifer Lopez's waist measures 26 inches, her hips, 39 -- for a waist-to-hip ratio of .66. The less curvy Kira Knightley's waist is 25 inches, and her hips, 33, for a ratio of .76.

The researchers say it has to do with omega-3 fatty acids, which gather around fuller hips and thighs, and are important for the growth of the brain during pregnancy. The curvier the hips, the higher the level of omega-3s.

It may also explain other studies that show men prefer women with a low waist-to-hip ratio.

Not only that but, according to the research, women with smaller waists and larger hips live longer!

(© MMVII, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)

Well that explains my not being so smart. I have no hips therefore no brain.

To further prove this.......

You might be a freak if when someone says dictate in a sentence you laugh out loud.

My new signature...I am a rock, I am an Island!
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Listening to: Simon & Garfunkel - I Am a Rock
via FoxyTunes

Monday

For a Monday after a questionable weekend......
Fleetwood Mac>Monday Morning




First you love me, then you fade away
I cant go on believin this way
I got nothing but love for you
So tell me what you really wanna do
First you love me then you get on down the line
But I dont mind.
I dontt mind
Ill be there if you want me to
No one else that could ever do
Got to get some peace in my mind.



Quote from Fatal Revenant The Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant...
Be cautious of love. It misleads. There is a glamour upon it which binds the heart to destruction.




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Listening to: Jane's Addiction - Sympathy
via FoxyTunes

I am always reminded of this song around Thanksgiving!

Alice's Restaurant
By Arlo Guthrie

I am downloading it as we speak! It never fails to crack me up.

The Youtube video!

(I could not embed it:()

Proceeded on down the hall gettin more injections, inspections,
detections, neglections and all kinds of stuff that they was doin' to me
at the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours, four
hours, I was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean nasty
ugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they was
inspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving no
part untouched.  Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see the
last man, I walked in, walked in sat down after a whole big thing there,
and I walked up and said, "What do you want?"  He said, "Kid, we only got
one question. Have you ever been arrested?"

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant



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Listening to: The B-52's - Moon 83
via FoxyTunes   

What is Guitar Hero?

Guitar Hero is crack! You would not think that playing a plastic controller would hurt your fingers like the real thing but it does. You can play with people in co-op mode, which is a very cool feature. Robert cracks me up with the things he says as he watches me play GH3. Talking whilst playing is not recommended!






Song List.

The Xbox 360 is a very nice addition to my computer network. It was more expensive than the PS3 but I'm glad I went this route. There are plenty of things I would still like to add on. The controller selection is huge, I think a rechargeable wireless would be cool! It looks like I only need the recharge battery pack & kit.
Oh & Memory I need more memory (In my head too.) Wait don't forget more games GH2.
The 80's
Oblivion, Conan (maybe), Hockey.
All right Santa I'm done LOL!


South Park's Guitar Hero.



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Listening to: The Beatles - Sexy Sadie
via FoxyTunes

Have you ever heard a song you loved but.....

Could not find who sings it or it's title? With the internet that rarely happens. I had one recently that I heard over the piped in music at work. Over I month later I have it. I still could not get it to buy it. I have added it to my music player...........Teen Love by Peter Bjorn & John. Apparently it is a cover.

Secondly today This John Mayer has some sad ass songs:( But this one caught my attention today. Warning may cause tears!



Now do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hand

Do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hand?

Do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hand?

Do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hand?

Baby won't you get them if i did?

No you won't, 'cause you're gone, gone, gone, gone, gone....

When you're dreaming with a broken heart

The waking up is the hardest part





YOU might be a freak if a sneeze reminds you of an orgasim & you sigh loudly after said sneeze!

The country song Girls with Guitars.........

is a neat Theme song for Guitar Hero!

(I wanted to post a video. but could not find one)

Wynonna Judd Girls with Guitars
Now there's an old Chevy van sittin' in the driveway
Filled to the gills with all her stuff

She cut a deal with her brother to drive it up the highway
Figures New York City is close enough

She gets the audition through a friend of a friend
Who's checkin' out her legs sayin' "This will never work"
She flips on her boogie and turns to the band
Gives a little grin and blows away the jerk


Girls with guitars now everybody's rockin'

Girls with guitars there ought to be a song about

Girls with guitars

There's just no stoppin' those

Girls with guitars

Get your money for nothin' and your guys for free



How about some more Freak sayings?
You might be a freak if your theme song is Crazy Bitch.
You might be a freak if you've ever shaken your lunch pickle spear at someone.
You might be a freak if upon passing someone with lumber you yell NICE WOOD!



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Listening to: Huey Lewis & the News - I Want a New Drug
via FoxyTunes

Ok You've all heard of Jeff Foxworthy's.....

"You might be a Redneck If"?
Well with a little help from my hairstylist (Thanks Sheri) I have come up with "You Might be a Freak If". I think some money can be made from this idea.

As many of you may know I have been a member of the Freak club for quite some time. LOL! I have a very bad (Or good, however you choose to see it) habit of turning any & everything into something dirty & or stupid.

Example: You might be a freak if You are turned on by your hairstylist accidentally poking her finger in your ear.

Or this: You might be a freak if upon hearing the word Multiple you giggle uncontrollably.

You all know I have many more where those came from!

Oh also Guitar Hero is hard to play. It makes my hands hurt. I think I'm too tense:)

Speaking of Guitar Hero. You might be a freak if you've thought of adding a vibrator to the Guitar Hero Guitar.



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Listening to: We Are Scientists - Cash Cow
via FoxyTunes

Done just before the snow!

Yes I said snow. It is also finally cold here & getting colder. They finished the siding today. That means that they are done. But they left the very bottom of the wall uncovered. what is going to keep water from going up under the wall?
Robert& I would like to try putting field stone on the cement part ourselves, but I did not think they'd leave it so raw.

I also had a crash coarse on entertainment center wires 101. I conquered!

More pictures!


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Listening to: Nirvana - Stain
via FoxyTunes

The times, they are a changing

The time has changed finally. For us here in Indiana, this is still a weird phenomenon.
Robert is taking the boats out. Worst thing is that there is snow in the forecast.

I have a hard enough time keeping my mood up, without the sun it is ten times harder! Zoie helps with her fuzzy cuddles. She also has been cracking me up staring out the window at this stupid chipmunk. The chipmunk is taunting her I swear he is. I'd have gotten a picture but it would have just reflected off the window.



My theme song for today!
Life is a lemon and i want my money back

(Yes I enjoy Meatloaf) I used to go cruising in Strugis with my girl friend Dawn. She had a pink & white 1957 Dodge. That car met us more people than was normal, LOL!
Today I am sad & I am embracing it!







I want my money back! I want my money back! It's all or nothing, and nothing's all I ever get Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out It's always something, there's always something going wrong

What about love? It's defective - it's always breaking in half
What about sex? It's defective - it's never built to really last
What about your family? It's defective - all the batteries are shot
What about your friends? They're defective - all the parts are out of stock What about hope? It's defective - it's corroded and decayed
What about faith? It's defective - it's tattered and it's frayed
What about your Gods? They're defective - They forgot the warranty
What about your town? It's defective - it's a dead end street to me
What about your school? It's defective - it's a pack of useless lies
What about your work? It's defective - it's a crock and then you die
What about your childhood? It's defective - it's dead and buried in the past
What about your future? It's defective - and you can shove it up your ass!
I want my money back - life is a lemon




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Listening to: Foo Fighters - The Deepest Blues Are Black
via FoxyTunes

How many times have you called someone & knew that they were doing something else & not giving you thier attention?

Is Multi-Tasking Driving You Mad?

Sure, Most Of Us Keep Too Many Balls In the Air At Once, But What's The Price We Pay?

(CBS) All the latest studies say multi-tasking makes us less efficient and productive, not more. But as demands on our time increase, we go ahead and do it anyway.

So if multi-taskers are really just dividing their time up into smaller slices than others, what about performance? Does multi-tasking help us get lots of things done well?

No. The real problem is, there is no focusing on one thing. Our attention is diverted. Research has shown that when there is too much multi-tasking in a business, revenues actually go down, because everyone is being interrupted so frequently. You pay less attention to minor details and may wind up having to do them over, or do them only superficially.

Some truth

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.

They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

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Listening to: Modest mouse - Dark Center Of The Universe
via FoxyTunes