This came on an e-mail a while ago...

I saved it. I liked it. I laughed at it. I'll share it.

As I Mature

I have learned that you cannot make someone love you all you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in.

I have learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I have learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.

I have learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes after that, you’d better have a big willy or big boobs.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others- they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot & steamy a relationship is at the first, the passion fades, and there better be a lot of money to take it’s place.

I’ve learned that the people you care about the most in life are taken away too soon
And all the less important ones just never go away.