This came on an e-mail a while ago...

I saved it. I liked it. I laughed at it. I'll share it.

As I Mature

I have learned that you cannot make someone love you all you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in.

I have learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I have learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.

I have learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes after that, you’d better have a big willy or big boobs.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others- they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot & steamy a relationship is at the first, the passion fades, and there better be a lot of money to take it’s place.

I’ve learned that the people you care about the most in life are taken away too soon
And all the less important ones just never go away.

SOME IMAGES THAT MAKE ME HAPPY.

My page a day calendar is Dragons. These ladies look to be in total control!

The last book I read was so funny.

I do no think I have ever read a book that made me laugh out loud more than this one did. It had so many puns, I was like where did he get them all? (You find out at the end of the book:)) The puns were mostly of an innocent kind of sexual nature.
This is how my mind works. I can turn the stupidest thing into something naughty in my head. I absolutely loved it!

Not for the squemish!

Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Florida

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the 'apex predator', can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and 'survival of the pack mentality' bred into the canines.

See the remarkable photograph below - courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator.

Zoie had a bad day.

Miss Zoie (AKA...Chompers) had her getting fixed surgery yesterday. She came home today & the poor poor dear. She is slow & sore. she is looking at me with those what the hell did you do to me eyes? I have to keep her calm for the next ten days. Holy Crap! Today is easy because she is still groggy but egad.
I love my Zoie. She & I butt heads & I complain about her plenty. She & I are too much alike in personality. She is my one constant. She loves me NO MATTER WHAT. She makes me laugh even when the dark foul moods take over my soul. She helps to keep me here, helps to keep me real!
I would have taken some video of her misery today, but it just broke my heart. So I posted funny video with my crappy voice LOL:)

I embrace my freakness!

I feel wonderful today. But this song just sums life up.

Our Vacation 8/23/07

The first day of vacation was weird. We had lots of bad things happen but good came out of them. The Blazer lost it’s brakes just inside the Ohio line. We pulled over at a rest area restarted the truck it was fine. We took the next exit & drove till we found a GM dealer. They said it was our hub (WTF does a hub have to do with brakes idk). So we had 3 hours to kill. We walked around this town. We stumbled upon the Spangler candy co. They make Dum Dum suckers, Circus peanuts & Candy Canes. We took a tour of their facility. It was fun & a nice surprise. Albeit a very expensive side trip. I do not think that the truck is all so fixed up.

Arriving at Cedar Point we find out the park is only open till 8. They are usually open till 10-11. Apparently staffing is difficult this time of year. I thought this would be a bad thing, but attendance is very low also. Our first day, in 2 hours we got to ride 6 coasters. We rode the Magnum twice. Then to top it all off we let the lady guess my age…….she guessed 31 SWEET! (36 actually) I won stuffed doggieJ

The second day we got up early to get in front of the line at the newest ride. Maverick is not the fastest or tallest but many 0 G’s, then strait to heavy G’s. You never knew which way you were going to turn of which G you were going to experience. We were the second train going out. We did run back to the ride though. No need for the gym this week we made up for it in walking running & climbing steps. We got on the very best rides more than once. We rode more coasters this time than another time we have been here due to the lack of other people here.

The third day we slept in & went to Soak city. Now at this point I’m very tired of the prices of everything & the way you are suckered into having to spend. In our package deal we got coupons I thought 2 tickets into soak City. No it was a free one day pass with purchase of a one day pass. The one day pass run $29.00. There is no way that RJ & I can spend a whole day in that place. Of coarse we paid it, Our plans were laid. Once inside lockers are like $5.00.

All & all very awesome very expensive trip!

I recommend everyone attend Cedar Point. The rides are the best thrills ever. I also recommend spending more than one day. Three days may be one to many.J Next time I will bring food & drinks ($3.00 bottled water)