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Monday, December 31, 2007

New Years!




Time for that reflection! Why must we reflect? To make us feel like we just did not waste an entire year. LOL! Same with
resolutions. The time goes so fast. I think the older I get the faster time goes.
What are your resolutions?
I plan on continuing my journey of being a confident & independent person.
Stay safe & I wish you all a great year!

Happy New Year



Sunday, December 30, 2007

Movie Night.


We watched The Hitcher tonight. This is the best movie I have seen in a while. I'm not sure any movie has literally made me jump out of my seat that often.
This was a remake which I did not know. Sophia Bush was very cute.
The sound track was very good. "Move along" by All American Rejects. One song I heard I liked so I looked it up after the movie "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. All I can say about the lyrics is WOW! Very emo lyrics.








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Listening to: Counting Crows - Mrs Potters Lullabye
via FoxyTunes

Funny for today!

I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.


When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West




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Listening to: Counting Crows - Daylight Fading
via FoxyTunes

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Saturday Morning song for the day...

Depeche Mode
Only When I Lose Myself Lyrics

It's only when I lose myself in someone else
That I find myself
I find myself

Something beautiful is happening inside for me
Something sensual, it's full of fire and mystery
I feel hypnotised
I feel paralysed
I have found heaven

There's a thousand reasons
Why I shouldn't spend my time with you
For every reason not to be here
I can think of two
To keep me hanging on
Feeling nothing's wrong
Inside your heaven

It's only when I lose myself in someone else
That I find myself
I find myself

I can feel the emptiness inside me
Fade and disappear
There's a feeling of contentment
Now that you are here
I feel satisfied
I belong inside
Your velvet heaven

Did I need to sell my soul for pleasure like this
Did I have to lose control to treasure your kiss
Did I need to place my heart in the palm of your hand
Before I could even start to understand

It's only when I lose myself in someone else
That I find myself
I find myself

Friday, December 28, 2007

Yayy! The last day of work for the year.

I'm happy for the long weekend!

Today I have a definition of a word or rather an unword, slang word that I have heard used three times in the last three weeks.
The word is MEH.
The definition is thus:

Definition of meh :.

(mē')

1. (n.) A multi-purpose response, primarily used to imply a degree of indifference. Tone of voice and circumstance often implies a meaning. Can be used when you don't want to answer an awkward or embarrassing question, or if you just plain have nothing else to say, and you want the other person to interpret the "meh" however he/she chooses. As in: Q: "What do you think of my new dress?" A: "Meh." or Q: "What do you want to do tonight?" A: "Meh."

This is funny to me:)

Translations

  • Finnish: pah
  • French: bof
  • German: mh
  • Italian: bo
I think I use :P which would be Pah maybe?



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Listening to: ZZ Top - If I Could Only Flag Her Down
via FoxyTunes

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Basically nothing important to add today.....

Just some ramble, rattles from my brain.

A quote From Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix. (Warning some spoilers)
Harry has just had his first kiss with Cho. Hermione just was explaining to Harry about all the things going though Cho's head. (LOL, a whole paragraph full!) He's trying to go to sleep & he's thinking that Hermione's explanation made it all seem more complicated than easier to understand.
Harry thinks....That's what they should teach us here, How girl's brains work...it'd be more useful than Divination anyway....
I think Harry is so right!

I feel for all you males out there who have to live with & around us females. We don't even understand how the female brain works. You'll never understand it.

I've always said Men are easy. Women are hard & harsh for that matter. Hell there are many days I can not stand myself, why would I expect anyone else to be able to stand me?

Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!






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Listening to: Huey Lewis & the News - The Heart of Rock & Roll
via FoxyTunes

How normal are you?

You Are 45% Normal

While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Christmas.




We ended up having a sunny day for a change. We have a bit of snow on the ground. My Mom got me a Teddy Bear & some cute little hand towels. I keep saying don't forget your towel, like Towlie in South Park LOL!
It is nice seeing my sister. I don't get to see her that often.

Zoie opened the gifts that we got from my Dad. She had fun!















More pictures!


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Listening to: Plain White T's - If I Told You
via FoxyTunes

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Merry Christmas!




Hi5, Xanga, Tagged, Blogger Comments @ 123glitter.com









Hi5, Xanga, Tagged, Blogger Comments @ 123glitter.com




I thought this video was cute:) christmas yorkie





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Listening to: Hinder - Lips of an Angel
via FoxyTunes

Boycott Sears. (Ranting)

I had so much trouble with Sears this Christmas shopping season. Firstly it was the Guitar Hero controller. When they tell you you can pick up your item in the store guaranteed & they loose your order & the item is not ready for you to pick up. All you get is an I'm sorry. They should reimburse me for the time I spent in that store, getting my order straight.
On the 23rd of November I ordered gift cards on-line. I ordered several from Walmart, & I a few from Kohls. One I ordered from (Yup you guessed it) Sears.
I got all of those orders shipped to me within a week, except the Sears order. I did not get that until the 19th of December. They never sent me any confirmation e-mails, until I called the 3rd time. I called to inquire about my order & every time all they could say was that they were sorry. "Miss, gift cards are in high demand , your's has been shipped but they take 13-30 days to ship."
When I placed my order it said 4 days.


What ever happened to the customer is always right? What happened to making the customer happy? Sorry doesn't cut it!



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Listening to: Depeche Mode - A Question Of Lust
via FoxyTunes

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

My alter ego.


My alter ego is Kya. It is not really the other me, but rather the same me with a different name.

Kya originated as Cya Yo-Te. A character on a game called Asherons Call (I miss that game, maybe I just miss the atmosphere!) The Cya Yo-Te was supposed to represent Coyote.
I then turned an alternate Toon into my main Toon.

That was Kya Yo-Te. I fell in love with the name Kya. I've used variations of the name ever since.








These are from Wow.






Here's Kyate from LOTR.
















So I was looking & I saw they actually named a game after me!

Kya: Dark Lineage

LOL! Listen to the review.

Kya is a top-notch production from top to bottom, and the experience of playing it is surely worth the time of any 3D action adventure fan.

I'm a top notch production!







Quote from Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix that stuck me funny.
"We're not going to use magic?" Ron ejaculated loudly.
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Listening to: Tracy Chapman - At This Point in My Life
via FoxyTunes


Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Buckcherry has a new song......

I like it.
buckcherry sorry music video



Oh I had a lot to say was thinking on my time away
I missed you and things weren't the same
Cause everything inside it never comes out right
And when I see you cry it makes me want to die
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry I'm blue, I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know I can't take it back
I love how you kiss, I love all you're sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say I'm sorry:
This time I think I'm to blame it's harder to get through the days
You get older and blame turns to shame
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
Every single day I think about how we came all this way
The sleepless nights and the tears you cried it's never too late to make it right
Oh yeah sorry!
[Chorus]



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Listening to: REO Speedwagon - Don't Let Him Go
via FoxyTunes

Monday, December 17, 2007

This is beautiful

After A While
by Veronica A. Shoffstall

After a while you learn
the subtle difference between
holding a hand and chaining a soul
and you learn
that love doesn't mean leaning
and company doesn't always mean security.
And you begin to learn
that kisses aren't contracts
and presents aren't promises
and you begin to accept your defeats
with your head up and your eyes ahead
with the grace of woman, not the grief of a child
and you learn
to build all your roads on today
because tomorrow's ground is
too uncertain for plans
and futures have a way of falling down
in mid-flight.
After a while you learn
that even sunshine burns
if you get too much
so you plant your own garden
and decorate your own soul
instead of waiting for someone
to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure
you really are strong
you really do have worth
and you learn
and you learn
with every goodbye, you learn...



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Listening to: She Wants Revenge - Disconnect
via FoxyTunes

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Big snowy snow storm!



















We got about 11 inches of snow! It started snowing around 9 last night. The snow is just now starting to slow down. Now we get to deal with blowing & drifting.
It has been many years since we have gotten good snows like this. It makes me want to sled & go skiing. It is also very Christmasy!

This morning I had to force the door open, the snow was up past the doggy door even. Poor Zoie, she had to poop. I don't have any snow shovels in the house, so I grabbed a cookie pan. I did not put gloves on, humm shoveling snow with a metal baking pan & no gloves..........Freakin cold! I managed to make a path for Chompers. She was very happy. She keeps bringing in clumps of snow in her fur which makes puddles on my floor.


More Pictures.




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Listening to: Incubus - I Wish You Were Here
via FoxyTunes

Friday, December 14, 2007

Another new song!

This makes me dance (wiggle)!
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer







hold on so nervously
To me and my drink
I wish it was cooling me
But so far, has not been good
It’s been shitty
And I feel awkward, as I should
This club has got to be
The most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well I am imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place

Well I’m not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you’re standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You’ll probably move right through
Me on my way to you




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Listening to: Beck - Mutherfuker
via FoxyTunes

Thursday, December 13, 2007

this is the song I picked for today!

Artist: Brooks Garth
Song: She's Every Woman
Album: Fresh Horses

She's sun and rain, she's fire and ice
A little crazy but it's nice
And when she gets mad, you best leave her alone
'Cause she'll rage just like a river LOL!
Then she'll beg you to forgive her
She's every woman that I've ever known

She's so New York and then L.A.
And every town along the way
She's every place that I've never been
She's makin love on rainy nights
She's a stroll through Christmas lights
And she's everything I want to do again

It needs no explanation
'Cause it all makes perfect sense
For when it comes down to temptation
She's on both sides of the fence

No it needs no explanation
'Cause it all makes perfect sense
When it comes down to temptation
She's on both sides of the fence

She's anything but typical
She's so unpredictable
Oh but even at her worst it ain't that bad
She's as real as real can be
And she's every fantasy
Lord she's every lover that I've ever had
And she's every lover that I've never had

W00T!

"w00t" crowned word of year by U.S. dictionary

Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:43 GMT
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By Jason Szep

BOSTON (Reuters) - "w00t", an expression of joy coined by online gamers, was crowned word of the year on Tuesday by the publisher of a leading U.S. dictionary.

Massachusetts-based Merriam-Webster said "w00t" -- typically spelled with two zeros -- reflects a new direction in the American language led by a generation raised on video games and mobile phone text-messaging.

It's like saying "yay", the dictionary said.

"It could be after a triumph or for no reason at all," Merriam-Webster said.

Visitors to Merriam-Webster's Web site were invited to vote for one of 20 words and phrases culled from the most frequently looked-up words on the site and submitted by readers.

Runner-up was "facebook" as a new verb meaning to add someone to a list of friends on the Web site Facebook.com or to search for people on the social networking site.

Merriam-Webster President John Morse said "w00t" reflected the growing use of numeric keyboards to type words.

"People look for self-evident numeral-letter substitutions: 0 for O; 3 for E; 7 for T; and 4 for A," he said. "This is simply a different and more efficient way of representing the alphabetical character."

One Web site, www.thinkgeek.com, already sells T-shirts with the word "w00t" printed on the front.

"w00t belongs to gamers the world over. It seems to have been derived from the obsolete 'whoot' which essentially is another way to say 'hoot' which itself is a shout or derisive laugh," Think Geek said on its Web site.

"But others maintain that w00t is the sound several players make while jumping like bunnies in Quake III," it added, referring to a popular video game.

Online gamers often replace numbers and symbols with letters to form what Merriam-Webster calls an "esoteric computer hacker language" known as "l33t speak." This translates into "leet", which is short for "elite".

A separate survey of words used in the media and on the Internet by California-based Global Language Monitor produced a different set of winners on Tuesday. "Hybrid" took top honours as word of the year with "climate change" the top phrase.

Global Language Monitor, which uses an algorithm to track words and phrases in the media and on the Internet, said "hybrid" had broad connotations of "all things green from biodiesel to wearing clothes made of soy to global warming".

Runner-up was "surge," based on the "surge" of 30,000 extra U.S. troops deployed to Iraq since mid-June, followed by the word "Bluetooth," a technology used to connect electronic devices via radio waves.

"The English language is becoming more and more a globalised language every year," said Global Language Monitor president Paul Payack, noting that this year's list included words also culled from India, Singapore, China and Australia.







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Listening to: Meatloaf - Heaven Can Wait
via FoxyTunes

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

STONE

TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING
THROUGH THE DESERT .
DURING SOME POINT OF THE
JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN
ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND
SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE
IN THE FACE
THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED
WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT
SAYING ANYTHING,
WROTE IN THE SAND
,

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE .

THEY KEPT ON WALKING,
UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,
WHERE THEY DECIDED
TO TAKE A BATH
.

THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN
SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE
MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,
BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.

AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
THE NEAR DROWNING,
HE WROTE ON A STONE:


"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SAVED MY LIFE"

THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED
AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND
ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU,
YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,
YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?"

THE FRIEND REPLIED
"WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US
WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN
IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF
FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.

BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES
SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,
WE M UST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE
WHERE NO WIND
CAN EVER ERASE IT"

LEARN TO WRITE
YOUR HURTS IN
THE SAND AND TO
CARVE YOUR
BENEFITS IN STONE.



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Listening to: Judas Priest - Savage
via FoxyTunes

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Old houses are frustrating!





As some of you may know the main reason that we started the porch project was because we need a new roof.





In order to put on a new roof ( a Whole new roof with some new rafters) we needed the porch redone first so the roof would be level. After the cost of the porch remodel we had to put off the roof fix. The roof is leaking:( We just need to make it through the winter *fingers crossed*!







Oh & I threw a cute Zoie picture in. See she has snow on her muzzle. She thinks snow is yummy!

















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Listening to: Dixie Chicks - Long Time Gone
via FoxyTunes

Sunday, December 9, 2007

People News Hayden Panettiere's lesbian lust


Heroes' star Hayden Panettiere wants to become a lesbian and have a "love affair" with Angelina Jolie.

The stunning 18-year-old actress - who plays indestructible cheerleader Claire Bennet in the hit US TV series - would love somebody to start a rumour about her sexuality and ideally would like to be romantically linked to the 'Tomb Raider' star.

Hayden joked: "Well, if you want to make me a lesbian, that's totally fine with me. That would be a pretty funny rumour. I'd love to have a love affair with Angelina.

"And there are other beautiful girls I like too - Charlize Theron, oh my God! Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous too, and Jessica Alba."

Hayden also said she is "rooting for" troubled singer Britney Spears, because she was her "idol" when she was growing up.

She told America's GQ magazine: "That girl was the epitome of beauty when I was younger. And we built her up and just ripped her down, put every aspect of her life under a microscope - we probably made 90 per cent of the stuff up along the way.

"I can't even imagine if my life was like hers. She's someone that I'm rooting for, and I hope she can make that comeback, definitely."


Things that make ya go hmmm!
She's only 18 holy crap, just a baby:P


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Listening to: Phil collins - Take Me Home
via FoxyTunes

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Nostalgic thinking.

I heard Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Christmas Song on the radio.


This made me think of when I was little. I had that record. A 45 in fact. I also listened the hell out of
A Sesame Street Christmas.












I finally finished the book I've been reading.



I have struggled with this book, It has taken me forever to finish. It was a very complex read. It was also another cliff hanger. I will read book 3, Against All Things, when it comes out. Maybe my attention span will be better by then.

I can't wait to start the next Harry Potter!















In other news there was some nice sunshine this morning.
I was able to obtain Guitar Hero 2, Which so far for me is easier then GH3. I was able to trade in the extra GH3 I had from the controller conundrum. I also got Oblivion which is very neat.


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Listening to: Pink - Nobody Knows
via FoxyTunes

Thursday, December 6, 2007

This just makes you feel good:)

Aerosmith and Guns n Roses Mama Kin (OMG those shorts...EEWWW!)





It ain't easy, livin' like ya wanna,

And it's so hard to find piece of mind. Yes it is.

The way I see it, you've got to say shit.

But don't forget to drop me a line.

Keepin' touch with Mama Kin.

Tell her where you've gone and been.

Livin' out your fantasy,

Sleeping late and smoking tea.

Keepin' touch with Mama Kin.

Tell her where you've gone and been.

Livin' out your fantasy,

Sleeping late and smoking tea.


Some new pictures!



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Listening to: Nirvana - Paper Cuts
via FoxyTunes

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

It's been to long since I've.....

Listened to the radio. Since I got my MP3 player I have not listened to the radio. I like radio because of the new stuff:)

I liked this one. A bit sad perhaps. Good for my crappy mood.




I'd take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you

And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But it's nothing new - yeah

I loved you with the a fire red-

Now it's turning blue, and you say...
I'm sorry like an angel
heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...



It's too late to apologize, it's too late

I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late whoaa ohhh...

I would hope that it is never too late!

Today's Message of the Day is:

Life is short, Break the rules, forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.





You might be a freak if when you walk into a room & they say, "Oh he/she saw you coming." You giggle & say, "Oh really?"



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Listening to: The Police - Secret Journey
via FoxyTunes

Monday, December 3, 2007

I just heard this one today

I'm really liking the stuff Santana is doing with all the different artists.


Santana Lyrics

I think the embed is broken:(

Like a gift from the heavens, it was easy to tell,
It was love from above, that could save me from hell, She had fire in her soul it was easy to see,

how the devil himself could be pulled out of me, There were drums in the air as she started to dance,

Every soul in the room keeping time with there hands,
And we sang…


(Chorus)
Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay,

And the voices rang like the angels sing,

And singing…

Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay,

And we danced on into the night,
Ay oh ay oh,

Ay oh ay oh,
And we danced on into the night,


2nd Verse

Like a piece to the puzzle that falls into place,
You could tell how we felt from the look on our faces,

we was spinning in circles with the moon in our eyes,
No room left to move in between you and I,

We forgot where we were and we lost track of time,
And we sang to the wind as we danced through the night,
And we sang…




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Listening to: Depeche Mode - Rush (Wild Planet Mix)
via FoxyTunes

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Another good song.

Modest Mouse - Gravity Rides Everything




Oh gotta see, gotta know right now
What's that riding on your everything?

It isn't anything at all
Oh gotta see, gotta know right now

What's that writing on your shelf
In the bathrooms and the bad motels?

No one really cared for it at all
Not the gravity plan

Early, early in the morning
It pulls all on down my sore feet

I wanna go back to sleep
In the motions and the things that you say
It all will fall, fall right into place

As fruit drops, flesh it sags
Everything will fall right into place

When we die, some sink and some lay
But at least I don't see you float away

And all the spilt milk, sex and weight
It all will fall, fall right into place



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Listening to: Def Leppard - Bringin' on the Heartbreak
via FoxyTunes

Saturday, December 1, 2007

A night at the Kalamazoo State Theatre (Not the Roxbury)...Featuring Modest Mouse.

(Warning I did not take my camera *smack*, I could have & should have)


My friend Brian introduced me to Modest Mouse's music five years ago on our trip to Rhode Island. So he was the perfect companion for this adventure.




We arrived at the Kalamazoo State Theatre with a line of people outside waiting to get in. The concert was sold out. There were people asking if any one had extra tickets to sell. It was cold, but we were lucky we only had to wait for ten minutes at the most. The outside of the building looked just like a old down town movie house.












We sat in the balcony. We had a great view of the stage & the mosh pit. This Theatre is smaller than the Morris. It is not much bigger than a movie theater. The way this place is decorated is impressive, I loved it, all the way down to the shining stars in the ceiling. I will look for more shows here. It was also a very easy drive & parking.

















The first band was called Man Man. Ummm in Brian's words, "They were freaks & I don't mean that in a good sense.) This band gave screaming a new name. They were talented in that they played a variety of instruments & things like bowels & trash cans. I thought one song was catchy.

Modest mouse did not start till 9:30 due to a major stage change between bands. They played until 11:00 though. They covered all the good songs & many newer ones. The lead singer
Isaac Brock has more energy that any performer I think I have seen. He seemed to perform more for himself than to the crowd in my opinion. I love how he can go from a loud (make you jump out of you seat loud) to a soft whisper voice alternately. The band members were many Isaac Brock - Eric Judy - Jeremiah Green - Tom Peloso - Johnny Marr - Joe Plummer. They played multiple instruments also. Johnny Marr was a cutie. He formerly played for the Smiths.

They were better in person than I thought they would be. It was loud & exciting. I loved it!



Man Man (Warning painful music to some)
Engrish Bwudd Live


all i want to be is a shovely bubbly gobbly gook
a seagull stole him from his slow mama's hands aboard the boat the sweet louisa
and dropped him in the meadow-lands where wild hyenas taught him how to hunt old elephants
so he spent his formative years eating out badunkadunk
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman



Modest Mouse on David Letterman Live Dashboard



Modest Mouse Dashboard Lyrics




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Listening to: 07 - she will always be a broken girl
via FoxyTunes


Monday, November 26, 2007

Think before you speak...

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....



FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow

and asked loudly,
"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.



SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls"


THIRD TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
my sister has never let me forget.



FOURTH TESTIMONY
:

While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
"right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just ! as threa tening,
"If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma th at I saw you
ki ssing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.



FIFTH TESTIMONY:

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of proble ms with potty tra ining and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said "No".
I kept thinking
"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said,

"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"

"No," he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks

and yelled
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,

he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.

An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!



LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!

We had a female news anchor that,

the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,

turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set,

but half the crew did to o they were laughing so hard!



Now, didn't that feel good?
Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh
and remember
we all say things we don't really mean,
so think before you speak!




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Listening to: Green Day - She
via FoxyTunes

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Song very fitting for today.

End Of The Day (Beck)



Be strong!



The full song. (not great quality.)


I've seen the end of the day come too soon
Not a lot to say, not a lot to do
You played the game, you owe nothing to yourself
Rest a day, for tomorrow you can't tell
You can't tell

I've seen the end of the day come too late
Seen the love you had turning into hate
Had to act like I didn't even care
But I did so I got stranded standing there
Standing there



It's nothing that I haven't seen before
But it still kills me like it did before
No it's nothing that I haven't seen before
But it still kills me like it did before


I've seen the end of the day come too soon
Like the prison dogs they set out after you
You owe nothing to the past but wasted time
To serve a sentence that was only in your mind
In your mind



It's nothing that I haven't seen before
But it still kills me like it did before
No it's nothing that I haven't seen before
But it still kills me like it did before





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Listening to: The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
via FoxyTunes

Friday, November 23, 2007

The controller chaos

As you all know Zoie chewed through the cable on my X-plorer controller.
The reason I ended up with the wired one was because of Wal-mart . Last night it quit working completely. Robert spliced & soldered the cable. Now we actually thing that the breakaway cable has a short & we may get that P.o.s. controller to work. The company is out of stock of those parts. (My Luck!)

















I was jonzin. This company does not sell the wireless controller separate from the game. This irks me to no end. I'm surfing the internet last night to find a store that still has the wireless 360 bundle. The Elkhart Wal-mart did, but this morning they were out. Sears had a nice deal & I could order it on the phone & guaranteed pick it up in the store today. I placed my order on the phone got a confirmation number but never got the e-mail from them.
We drove to South Bend on Black Friday & went to the mall. YUP! Crazy! We get into Sears & they have no record of my order. (Their web site went down.) I see no GH 3 bundles on the shelf. I tackled a sales lady & told her my story. She went in the back & came out with a a bundle.



An hour later:P I walked out with my controller & an extra game I have no use for. I even got the sales price.





I called to cancel my phone order so my Credit card does not get charged & they still have no record. The confirmation number they gave me brings up nothing.

I tried my fancy new guitar & Holy Crap! That baby is smooth. What a difference:)

Does anyone know if this guitar works with Rockband?


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Listening to: Guns N' Roses - Shotgun Blues
via FoxyTunes




Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thanksgiving





Dinner went off without a hitch. Funny how I hosted this but really did not have to do much. Thank you helpers! It a very nice visit & the food was great.
The worst thing was when I went to show off my mad Guitar Hero skilz the controller had quit completely. (That story I will put on a different post!

Lots More pictures!





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Listening to: The Eagles - Take It Easy
via FoxyTunes

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

18 Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time! Yeah!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat!!!

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in???

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!


You might be a freak if you thought that any of these were funny!




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Listening to: Aldo Nova - Under the Gun
via FoxyTunes

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