Happy Thanksgiving!

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Listening to: AC/DC - Thunderstruck
via FoxyTunes

Our Rescue Dog

I'd like to introduce to you all the new edition to our family.
Ta Da! Here's Bella!

Bella is a puppy mill survivor. This means that she has spent her one & a half years in cage. She may have even had a litter of puppies


I had to give her a bath straight off. She had crap caked on her huge paws.

She is all legs this one She is timid. She has played well with Zoie. Although she niped at Zoie for not much while she was trying to sleep. (A bit like me there LOL)
They say she is a Yorkshire Terrier but I think she's mixed with Doberman or Schnauzer.
More pictures!


Bella is skin & bones. I hope to fatten her up. I hope to get her to trust & love.
I found Bella through a search on the internet. There are plenty more where Bella came from. If anyone can open their hearts & home please do.
I was turned down last year & was not expecting to get approved. I was pleasantly surprised!


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Listening to: Aerosmith - Rag Doll
via FoxyTunes

Movie Day

Today Zoie & I watched Becoming Jane.


Quote:
Tom Lefroy: How can you, of all people, dispose of yourself without affection?

Jane Austen: How can I dispose of myself with it?


I love how they talk in this period.


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Listening to: AC/DC - Givin the Dog a Bone
via FoxyTunes

Trouble by Ray LaMontagne

Trouble...
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Trouble been doggin' my soul since the day I was born
Worry...
Worry, worry, worry, worry
Worry just will not seem to leave my mind alone
We'll I've been...
Saved by a woman
I've been...
Saved by a woman
I've been...
Saved by a woman
She won't let me go
She won't let me go now
She won't let me go
She won't let me go now
Trouble...
Oh, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Feels like every time I get back on my feet
She come around and knock me down again
Worry...
Oh, worry, worry, worry, worry
Sometimes I swear it feels like this worry is my only friend
We'll I've been saved...
By a woman
I've been saved...
By a woman
I've been saved...
By a woman
She won't let me go
She won't let me go now
She won't let me go
She won't let me go now
Oh..., Ahhhh....
Ohhhh
She good to me now
She gave me love and affection
She good tell me now
She gave me love and affection
I Said I love her
Yes I love her
I said I love her
I said I love...
She good to me now
She's good to me
She's good to me

Thanksgiving Funny

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Listening to: Augustana - Lonely People
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Barney's Woo Girl Blog

Barney's Blog

Barney Stinson University (B.S.U.)

November 17, 2008

OPEN ENROLLMENT -- COURSE ADDITION

SOC 435 -- Woo and You: A Study of Woo Girls in their Natural Habitats

Course Objective: For students to gain a greater knowledge and insight into the species of Woo Girl and their various breeds and types. Course will be hands on/pants off and focus specifically on Woo Girl haunts such as Mardi Gras, Western Themed Bars, and Spring Break. At the end of the ten week session, students are expected to have thorough and exhaustive knowledge of Woo Girl culture and mating rituals.

Prerequisites: Students shall have successfully passed both CGR 105 (An Introduction To Cougars) and ADV BRST 235 (Differential Equations and Matrix Algebra of Breasts.) Enrollment is limited to upper classmen only.

Professor: Stinson, B.

Class Schedule:

Week 1: WHAT IS A WOO?

An overview of Woous Normalus and their place in history, society, and mythology. Special guest lecturer: 3-time Wet T-shirt champion Tara Collins.

Week 2: THE CALL OF THE WOO

An in-depth look at the mating call. In the laboratory, students will master both the tonal aspects and wavelength duration of a Woo call. Later, during advanced fieldwork, students will attempt to infiltrate a pack of Woo girls, observe them in their native environments, and record and submit the phone numbers of any hot ones.

Week 3: THE BEAD INDUSTRY

The symbiotic relationship between young, impressionable women and shiny round objects on strings. We will examine both the micro and macro economics of Wooing.

Week 4: SUB-SPECIES OF WOO

Woous Vegasus, Woous PanamaCityus, and Woous SouthPadreus. We will explore their differences and similarities as well as their journey from Daddy’s Little Girl to Bad Relationships, and how the Discovery of Madori affects this evolution.

Week 5: MOVIE NIGHT

In what has traditionally been a popular lecture, students will analyze and deconstruct a collection of Girls Gone Wild DVD’s.

Week 6: WOO GIRLS AT THE WORKPLACE

An analysis of Woo Girl professionals. Lecture will focus through a historical lens, highlighting Woo girls in the workplace from the early days of aviation hospitality to present day pharmaceutical sales.

Week 7: FIELD TRIP TO MARDI GRAS

Students will observe the highest Holy Day of Woo, in the Wooiest City in the World.

Week 8: ORAL PRESENTATIONS

Students present theses prepared over this intensive two month course. Suggested topics include: The Seasons of Woo, The Origins of Woo, and Woos in World War II.

Required Reading:

-- Subscription to Cosmopolitan magazine

-- STA Spring Break Travel Guide ‘09

-- The Female Anatomy, 1991 ed.

-- The Bro Code

-- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Required Viewing:

-- Charlie’s Angels: The Complete First Season

-- Wild Things

-- Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Season Yearbook 1994

-- MTV’s The Grind: Complete SeriesBa

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Listening to: Nickelback - Burn It To The Ground
via FoxyTunes

Metal Roof Take 2

This roof I fear is going to be a saftey hazard.
Tonight I heard this loud crash, I ducked, I thought the house was coming down around me.
It was ice & snow sliding off the metal roof.
I don't want to be hanging around outside when one of those ice slides let loose.



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Listening to: Nickelback - Something In Your Mouth
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More Time Off.

They are cutting more hours at work. We are basically down to 4 days a week. *sigh*
All the negative media & such is not helping. Where are the good stories?

I got the new Nickelback. Thanks Farakin!



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Listening to: Nickelback - S.E.X.
via FoxyTunes

First White Day

Today was cold & white. The first of many according to the weather guy.


How many of you watch "How I Met Your Mother"?
Tonight's episode was LOL funny.
It made me know for sure that I'm a Wooo Girl.



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Listening to: Charlie Daniels Band - The Legend Of Wooley Swamp
via FoxyTunes

Zoie & Food

My little freak Zoie has treated her food luke warm since she came to live with us. Royal Canin was what she was raised on. She would eat her bowl empty then leave it for a couple days at a time. This pattern has gotten worse in the last few months.
The girl can't live on cookies.
I tried some Halo dog food (The company Ellen bought). So I had two bowls of food sitting out. She could would eat both bowls at once then leave the bowls sitting full of food for days.
I noticed that when we went to her BFF's she would go straight to Hattie's food bowel & eat like I did not feed her.
Her tummy has been upset this weekend. She has not had many kibbles. So I went to the Vet's & got a bag of Hill's Science Diet.
Right out of the bag she loved it. I hope she keeps liking it.



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Listening to: Billy Idol - Flesh For Fantasy
via FoxyTunes

Don't Believe In Love by Dido

I wanna go to bed
With arms around me
But wake up on my own
Pretend
That I'm still sleeping
Til' you go home

Oh
I can't look at you
This morning
I should probably have a sign
That says
'Leave right now or quicker'
You've overstayed your time

If I don't believe in love
Nothing will last for me
If I don't believe in love
Nothing is safe for me
When I don't believe in love
You're too close to me
And that's why
You have to leave

Maybe I slept peaceful
On your shoulder
Your arm warm around my side
But it's different now
It's morning
And I can't face your smile

The second that I feel
Your safe hands
Reaching out for mine
I slip away and out of sight
You've ovestayed your time

If I don't believe in love
Nothing is good for me
If I don't believe in love
Nothing will last for me
When I don't believe in love
Nothing is new for me
Nothing is wrong for me
And nothing is real for me

When I don't believe in love
Why do you care for me?
When I don't believe in love
Nothing is real for me
If I don't believe in love
You're getting to close to me
And that's why you have to leave
And that's why you have to leave

If I don't believe in love
If I don't believe in love
If I don't believe in love
Nothing is left for me
If I don't believe in love
You're too good for me

Heidi Klum and Guitar Hero

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another Rock Band Night

I did not get to take many pictures or did I get any million dollar video. We were too busy rockin out. We had a blast.

I let the band try GHWT. The consensus is that Rock Band is still a better game.
The GHWT band is called Lead Singers Disease.



The Rock Band band was Wooly & The Hex.

The Rock Band 2 Band is The Holy Babes.

Achievements	Gamerscore
50 Note Posse All band members got a 50 note streak at the same time	15 Acquired 11/8/2008
Guitarist's Coattails Get the highest score in the band as the lead or bass guitar (4 player band)	10 Acquired 11/8/2008
Should We Stick Together? You completed a song in a band	10 Acquired 11/8/2008
One Man Band You performed as every instrument at least once	10 Acquired 11/8/2008
Stix You performed as a Drummer	5 Acquired 11/8/2008
Warrior of Rock You created a male band member	5 Acquired 11/8/2008

On a side note: I've been having some issues with my hand falling asleep....(Carpal Tunnel possibly). My middle finger of my right hand swelled up so bad I thought I'd have to cut that ring off. I was able after soaking it in a cold sink & using some good lube stuff to pry it off!!

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Listening to: Phil Collins - Take Me Home
via FoxyTunes

Friends

A few of my friends took me out to dinner tonight! I ate waaaay too much! Great thing about a buffet eh?

We had great girl conversation.
I needed that so much. I have been out of the loop for over a month.
Thank you ladies!



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Listening to: Weezer - Glorious Day
via FoxyTunes

How Much is Too Much?

Today I worked in a three person team with two brake presses & a little special tab former.
This cell is designated for a one customer's special parts.
I know it was my first day on this & I have some PMS going on but I was ready to cry by the end of the day.
I know our company has rate high so they can make money but holy hell!
How hard do you push your employees? Do manufacturers way the high rate against workers bodies just plain giving out?
I know in a week of doing that particular job my body would be more used to it.
I was so tired that I became a safety hazard to myself. I sliced through a glove early in the day to slice my finger, then I almost cut my neck flipping a part & my hand slipping, Then I flipped a part hitting the machine, the part bounced back & I caught it with my midsection. Lucky for me I only have red marks & not cuts. (I've always had clumsy bad luck....I've always said if there is a way to get hurt...I'll find it:()
I've been having problems with my hands falling asleep since I've been back in production. This job has my wrists/fingers/joints throbbing with pain. Motrin is my friend!

Why is it that these hardest busting ass jobs pay the least amount of money?



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Listening to: Tom Petty - Cabin Down Below
via FoxyTunes

Good God by Anouk

Another song thanks to Guitar Hero 4.

CC I think you should add this song to Alter Ego's set list!

Surely I am winning but I won't
Claiming that I'll do it but I don't
Knowing I'll do anything that you want
Pretending that I am someone that I'm not

Good God, my mind won't let me think right
I know you're trouble
But I'm determined to create these things up in my head
That never happen
In time I've got to choose
Freedom or loyalty
Look at what you have done
What am I gonna do?

So now that you have made a mess of me
You showed me stars that I have never seen
I know it's wrong why does it feel so right
You haven't got me yet, but you might

Your smiling back at me I wanna do it
I wanna be with you let me get through it
But am I gonna make it back alive
Will you show me all the things that you can doooooo

Good God, my mind won't let me think right
I know you're trouble
But I'm determined to create these things up in my head
That never happen
In time I've got to choose
Freedom or loyalty
Look at what you have done
What am I gonna do?

Yeah

Good God, my mind won't let me think right
I know you're trouble
But I'm determined to create these things up in my head
That never happen
In time I've got to choose
Freedom or loyalty
Look at what you have done
What am I gonna do?

Yeah yeah yeah yeahhh
Yeah yeah yeah yeahhh

Freakin Awesome

I did get Guitar Hero Wolrd Tour for my birthday! My drums were broke right out of the box. I sent them back last week.
Last night my guitar started acting up....I think it is the strum bar but I can't say for sure as I was testing it this morning it started to work just fine
There are many reports of instruments not working.....................Aside from the hardware the software is awesome!
The graphics rock on this game at every encore they have the avatar of the rocker who sang that song.(If you look you can even see a coon tail hanging off the back of Ted's jeans. LOL) The guitar duels against the "Bosses" are different but not unpleasant.
There are new elements added with the slider on the guitar & the cymbals on the drums. They even have an open note for the bass player which shows up as a bar across the fret.
You can make your own music & download & play music others have made. Character creation is intense.

The main reason I bought this game is this................

Stranglehold

I've always said they need this song on one of these games. I'm disappointed though because Ted was not the original lead on this.I like Derek St. Holmes singing this. He puts the emotion into the song.
"Stranglehold" is a single and the first track from Ted Nugent's self-titled 1975 album. The vocals are performed not by Nugent, but by Derek St. Holmes.

Nugent didn't sing lead on this. Derek St. Holmes, vocalist with his band, did. Nugent resented the attention Holmes received on stage and eventually sang all the hits himself.

Nugent claims the misogynist, violent lyrics were part of his act and should not be taken literally. This did not make women's groups feel any better.

HERE I COME AGAIN NOW BABY
LIKE A DOG IN HEAT
TELL IT'S ME BY THE WAY NOW BABY
I LIKE TO TAP THE STREETS

NOW I'VE BEEN SMOKING FOR SO LONG
YOU KNOW I'M HERE TO STAY
GOT YOU IN A STRANGLEHOLD BABY
YOU BEST GET OUT OF THE WAY

GONNA CRUISE IS A BITCH NOW BABY
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO ME 'ROUND
IF YOUR HOUSE GETS IN MY WAY BABY
YOU KNOW I'LL BURN IT DOWN

YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHT THAT YOU LEFT ME
YOU PUT ME IN MY PLACE
GOT YOU IN A STRANGLEHOLD NOW BABY
YOU BETTER CROSS YOUR WAY

solo

SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GET HIGHER
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA START LOW
SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY GONNA DIE SOMEDAY
I GOT NEWS YOU NEVER GOT TO GO OLD

COME ON COME ON UP; 4 times
COME ON COME ON BABY
COME ON COME ON UP
COME ON COME ON BABY
COME ON COME ON

GONNA CRUISE IS A BITCH NOW BABY
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO ME 'ROUND
IF YOUR HOUSE GETS IN MY WAY BABY
YOU KNOW I'LL BURN IT DOWN

YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHT THAT YOU LEFT ME
YOU PUT ME IN MY PLACE
GOT YOU IN A STRANGLEHOLD NOW BABY
YOU BETTER CROSS YOUR WAY

Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill

Another cool song thanks to Rock Band!

That girl thinks shes the queen of the neighborhood
Shes got the hottest trike in town
That girl she holds her head up so high
I think I wanna be her bestfriend

Rebel girl, rebel girl
Rebel girl you are the queen of my world
Rebel girl, rebel girl
I think I wanna take you home
I wanna try on your clothes too

When she talks, the revolutions coming
In her hips, theres revolution
When she talks, I hear the revolution
In her kiss, I taste the revolution

Rebel girl...

That girl thinks shes the queen of the neighborhood
I got news for you, she is!
They say shes a slut, but I know
She is my bestfriend

Rebel girl, rebel girl, rebel girl
I really like you, I really love you
I really wanna be your bestfriend
Love you like a sister always
Soul sister, blood sister
Please be my rebel girl